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  • Good morning creeps, weirdos, and everyone who doesn’t know what the hell they’re doing 🥰🥰💕💜🥰✨💖🔥💕✨

    Everyone else: hi, I guess 😒

    positivity | recipe/cooking tag | spotify

    Please mind that there’s untagged nsfw stuff here. You have been warned. If I don’t forget, I use community labels. ✨

    If you’re here for hetalia related stuff you might want to take the next exit to the right ➡️ @fireandiceland

  • Being in your twenties is just

    Have I eaten today? Do I have autism? I want a new job. Am I dehydrated? God, I want top surgery so bad. Where's my birth certificate? Oh it's nice out today! Should I get high tonight? I'm so hungry. I'm so sad. Do my friends hate me? I need a nap. I'd be so much hotter without tits.

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    A few more bedtime poses in raspberry and black lace.

  • DO NOT FORGET the things you create are just as unique and singular as you are. NOBODY ELSE can make what you can in WAY that you can with the HEART AND SOUL that you can. you are the only one who can gift this timeline with your art and ideas and this power is at your fingertips

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  • do you ever watch videos of youtubers reading their own crappy wattpad x self insert fics and think to yourself man i would love to explain the sold to one direction trope to these kids, it would absolutely break them

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    it was the morning after the big move (a/n idk where she moved too lol) and you swept your messy dark brown hair that was slightly wavy with sun kissed blonde streaks in it up into a messy bun and swiped mascara across your thick lashes that brought out your shining blue ocean colored orbs before throwing on the large frumpy sweatshirt that i had thrown on the floor the night before. i heard the doorbell ring from downstairs. “y/n!” your mom yelled “get down here quick!” “what is it mom?” i yelled back, she was so annoying sometimes. “your new owners are here,” she stated. “my- what?” you stammered, perfect pink lips opening in shock. “yes honey, how else do you think i was able to pay for this house and my alcohol addition? now open the door” you opened the door and saw them on the doorstep, one direction. they looked mostly bored but harry opened his arms and gave you a brilliant smile, his pearly white teeth glistening in the sun. “hey princess get your stuff.”

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    One more of these amazing fishnets

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  • me
    flakes-girlfriend:
“gayagendas:
“yeahiwasintheshit:
“‘Top’
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I hope they start having better sex, what a shame
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me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican
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  • ‘Top’

  • I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

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    me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican

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  • kira-serialfaggot:
“orchidcrimez:
“Crimes
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Faggotry
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  • Crimes

  • Faggotry

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    funfetti

    x - x - x | x - x - x | x - x - x

  • doctor who van gogh scene but it's showing boromir gondor restored

  • sent a message

    Hope you feel better soon, you and your partner deserve all the happiness in the world 💜

  • Thank you, I’ve seen your message last weekend but then forgot to answer it.. you’re really too nice.

    It feels as if things are clearing up a little. Like there isn’t much I can do now but wait for everything to get back to normal (hopefully).

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    ULTIMATE VILLAIN SHOWDOWN

    SEMI-FINALS MATCH 2

    Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda)

    GLaDOS (Portal)

    May the best villain win.

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    &. lilac theme by seyche